Live, from The Gifted Ferret! The Gifted Ferret Dog Days of Summer Photo Contest, with your hostess Francine Ferret!

Francine: Hello, everybody! Francine Ferret here, reporting to you from the Red Carpet. As you can see, all tails are a-waggin' as we excitedly await the announcement of the lucky winner of a Wine Class for Two! Meanwhile, who's that sophisticated canine arriving? Why, it's Sweet Samantha! Samantha, Samantha, you look divine!

Samantha: Of course I do, dah-ling.

Francine: I love what you're wearing.

Samantha: This old Catahoula Leopard coat? I suppose it still has its sheen.

Francine: I hear you're bow-wowing them in your new play. What's the name of it?

Samantha: Waiting For Dog. 

Francine: How absurd! And here comes Bouffant Bailey! Bailey, Bailey, you old raconteur, come, what have you been up to? I hear you've gotten feisty lately. What's your secret?

Bailey: These really good vitamin supplements I got at Sassy Paws.

Francine: And what about your new cabaret act at The Bone-In Club? What can you tell us about it?

Bailey: Any puppies in the audience?

Francine: I'm sure there are.

(Bailey whispers in Francine's ear)

Francine (blushing): Bailey, you're the bouffantiest! And now look everybody! It's Max The Wonder Dog!

Max: How ya doin' Francine!

Francine: Max, don't jump so much. You'll knock me down!

Max: Oops, sorry.

Francine: You know, rumor has it that you had a slight mishap recently.

Max (growling a little): I'm gonna chew my press agent. As you know, I'm the official greeter at The Gifted Ferret, and the other day I was so happy to say hello to the UPS man that I sort of bumped into a table and sort of knocked over a pile of stuff. And there was a loud crash!

Francine: That must have been scary!

Max: It was! But then I had a biscuit and everything was all right.